Pick your experience:
Assign Me a Life Task – $5
You get one mildly uncomfortable mission.
No explanation. Just instructions.
I’ll Overthink This For You – $7
You send a situation.
I spiral on it so you don’t have to.
Bad Advice Only – $3
You send a problem.
I respond with confident, terrible advice.
Stranger’s Perspective – $5
I respond as someone with absolutely no stake in your life.
Or as:
- a soldier
- a monk
- your future self
- your past self
You can choose. Or I will.
I Will Document Your Life Like It’s Important – $15,000
You’ll send moments as they come up. Small, ordinary, or otherwise. I’ll follow along and turn them into something structured and intentional.
Over the course of the month, I’ll:
- track what you share
- write through it as it unfolds
- look for patterns, meaning, and direction
- treat it like it deserves attention
You’ll get:
- a written narrative of the month
- a short film built from the material
- a small collection of physical or visual artifacts
Some days will feel like nothing happened. That’s part of it. Those days still go in.
How it works:
- Send payment
- Send your prompt/question/situation
- I respond within 48 hours
Note:
This is not therapy.
This is not professional advice.
This is something else.
Send it
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